missing husband By RAPTOR | › Forums › Off Topic › The Lighter Side! › missing husbandThe Lighter Side! This topic contains 0 replies, has 1 voice, and was last updated by RAPTOR 21st November 2016 at 9:20 am. Viewing 1 post (of 1 total) Author Posts 21st November 2016 at 9:20 am #47696 RAPTORParticipant Topics: 232Replies: 13Total: 245BIC Full Member★★★★★Member since: 6th April 2007 A woman goes to the police station to report that her husband was missing. "Can you give me a description of him?" asked the officer. "He’s short and bald and skinny and wrinkled and wears dentures," answered the woman. "Come to think of it, most of him was missing before he was." Author Posts Viewing 1 post (of 1 total) You must be logged in to reply to this topic.