It is wacky story in the Guardian at first glance but the Italian Coast Guard has all our interests in mind in their beach patrols in the name of fairness.
At least it detracts for them from the arduous blocking of illegal immigrants elsewhere in Italian waters.
The story has one curious fact – are the Germans the main culprits? as they get prominent mention at the end of the original article.
Oops, that is a second post in a day referencing the Germans.