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    lea and lou
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        >Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle. They head to the bird
        >section and Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat’s dem." The owner comes over and
        >asks if he can help them.
        >"Yeah, we’ll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere,"
        >says Gerry. The owner puts the budgies in a cardboard box. Paddy and
        >Gerry pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into Gerry’s truck to
        >drive to the top of theConnorPass.
        >At the Connor Pass , Gerry looks down at the 1000 foot drop and says,
        >"Dis looks like a grand place." He takes two birds out of the box, puts
        >one on each shoulder and jumps off the cliff.
        >Paddy watches as the budgies fly off and Gerry falls all the way to the
        >bottom, killing himself stone dead. Looking down at the remains of his
        >best pal, Paddy shakes his head and says, "Fook dat. Dis budgie jumping
        >is too
        >fook’n dangerous for me!"
        >THERE’S MORE…
        >Moment’s later; Seamus arrives up at Connor Pass. He’s been to the pet
        >shop too and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another
        >cardboard box in one hand and a shotgun in the other. "Hi, Paddy, watch
        >dis," Seamus says.
        >He takes a parrot from the box and lets him fly free. He then throws
        >himself over the edge of the cliff with the gun. Paddy watches as half
        >way down, Seamus takes the gun and shoots the parrot. Seamus continues
        >to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom and breaks every bone
        >in his body.
        >Paddy shakes his head and says,
        >"And I’m never trying dat parrotshooting either!"
        >IT IS NOT OVER YET…
        >Paddy is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Sean
        >He’s also been to the pet shop and is carrying a cardboard box out of
        >which he pulls a chicken.
        >Sean then takes the chicken by its legs and hurls himself off the cliff
        >and disappears down and down until he hits a rock and breaks his spine.
        >Once more Paddy shakes his head. "Fook dat, lads. First dere was Gerry
        >with his budgie jumping, den Seamus parrotshooting… and now Sean and
        >his fook’n hengliding!"
        ;D ;D ;D ;D

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