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        Why did Dracula’s mother give him cough medicine?
        Because he was having a coffin fit.
        What did Dr. Frankenstein get when he put a goldfish brain in the body of his dog?
        I don’t know, but it is great at chasing submarines.
        Why wasn’t there any food left after the monster party?’
        Cos everyone was a goblin.
        Why did the vampire’s lunch give him heartburn?
        It was a stake sandwich.
        Dracula decided he need a dog, which breed did he choose?
        A blood hound.
        What would you call the ghost of a door-to-door salesman?
        A dead ringer.
        What do skeletons always order at a restaurant?
        Spare ribs!
        Who was the most famous French skeleton?
        Napoleon bone-apart.
        Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
        No body.

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