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  • #14016
    wayne D
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        Ken1 wrote:

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        #12852
        Ken1
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            How to impress woman:
            kiss her,
            hug her,
            compliment her,
            love her,
            tease her,
            protect her,
            listen to her,
            support her
            How to impress a man:
            Show up naked with beer.

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                  NICE 1    

                #13458
                Trifilaki
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                    I’ll just have the beer

                    #13636
                    sharphero
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                        Heaven help us Ken if you show up here to impress me naked with a beer!!!!!

                        #13771
                        Crete4me
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                            sharphero wrote: Heaven help us Ken if you show up here to impress me naked with a beer!!!!!

                            Did you have to? I’ve just had my lunch!

                            #13873
                            sharphero
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                                Deepest apologies C4M, cannot apologise more for my thoughtless remark.

                                I know the visionis just is too much to think>

                                #13957
                                Ken1
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                                    sharphero wrote: Heaven help us Ken if you show up here to impress me naked with a beer!!!!!

                                    Do try to read the joke  ;) Its the woman who turns up naked.  

                                    One especially for you  ::)

                                    Why is Frankenstein a dickhead?
                                    Because his nuts are in his neck.  

                                    #14079
                                    sharphero
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                                        I don`t know about anybody else but I cannot see for the life of me where" a woman turns up naked with a beer" is mentioned in the joke?

                                        It just says" how to impress a man"

                                        Sorry again C4M for spoiling your food. :-[ :-[ :-[

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                                        Crete4me
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                                            sharphero wrote:
                                            Sorry again C4M for spoiling your food. :-[ :-[ :-[

                                            Apology accepted and have decided not to report you for mental cruelty.
                                            :-X

                                            #14169
                                            Ken1
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                                                Nitpicking is the pastime of finding, often trivial, mistakes in movies,jokes and television shows. These mistakes can range from inconsistencies between episodes in a series, to plot devices and oversights, to production problems.

                                                The term comes from the intense concentration and careful attention to detail required when searching for the eggs of head lice, also known as nits.

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