I am looking for someone to do some mystery shopping for me in Heraklion in November. If you are interested or know anyone who might be interested, please let me know and I will send you some more information about it.
My aim in life is a mystery even to me, so I am best qualified for the position of being your one and only mystery shopper, also cause I never knows whats to buy anyway and, and, and I’ve got one of they Greek 5 year work permits.
So you only need to promise to pay me, you come across as a very honest and nice person, hello, hello, you still there so please, please employ me.
I’m a very liable worker cause all my ex employers spoke of my liabilities, yes you can always rely on me.
I look forward to your reply.
PS, How will I know what to shop for, if you keep it a mystery.