If you receive "work" from your colleagues, your boss, via e-mail or anyone else, do not touch "work" under any circumstances. This virus completely wipes out your private life.
If you should happen to come in contact with this virus follow these steps:
1. Put on your jacket and take two good friends and go straight to the nearest pub.
2. Order three drinks, consume them right away, and after repeating 14 times, you will find that "work" has been completely deleted from your brain.
Forward this virus warning immediately to at least five friends. Should you suddenly realize that you do not have five friends, this means that you are already infected by this virus and "work" already controls your whole life…