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        After having their 11th child, a Liverpool couple decided that was
        enough, as the social wouldn’t buy them a bigger bed and they weren’t strong
        enough to nick one. The husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn’t
        want to have any more children.
        The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would
        fix the p rob lem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go home, get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10.
        The Scouser said to the doctor, ‘I may not be the smartest guy in the
        world, but I don’t see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my
        ear is going to help me.’
        ‘Trust me, it will do the job’, said the doctor.
        So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held
        the can up to his ear and began to count: ‘1, 2, 3, 4, 5,’ at which point
        he paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue
        counting on his other hand.
        This procedure also works in Middlesbrough, parts of Bradford and
        anywhere in Wales .

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