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        A secondary school teacher reminds her students of the next day’s final English exam. "Now, I might consider a nuclear attack or a serious personal injury or illness or a death in your immediate family as an excuse for missing tomorrow’s exam, but it’s not a certainty and those are the only excuses I’ll think about!" "What would you say if tomorrow I said i was suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" Asks the smart-arse student at the back of the class. All the students struggle unsuccessfully to hide their giggles. The teacher waits until the laughter has subsided and then smiles sympathetically at the student "I suppose you’d just have to write your answers with your other hand, then." [marquee_right] ;D[/marquee_right]

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