two young women are riding their old bikes down the back streets of Amsterdam late one evening. As it gets darker, the women become increasingly nervous. One turns to her friend and says, "You know, I’ve never come this way before." The other woman says, "I know, I think it’s the cobble stones." :o
A man, having applied to join the police force, is being interviewed.
The Inspector says"
Your qualifications are first-class but there one test you must pass before I can recruit you,’
Sliding across a small bag across the desk he continues
"Take this gun"
Go out and shoot six illegal immigrants, six asylum seekers
and a rabbit.
The man says "Why the rabbit"?
"Fantastic attitude"! says the inspector.
When can you start?’